"Ground Staff Pulled The Wrong Handle And MD-80's Butt Fell Off"
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"So Much For That Expensive Cat Furniture"
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"My Laptop Was Murdered By A Single Grain Of Chipotle Brown Rice That Got Closed In The Screen"
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"My Dad Says “Google Is Doing This Stupid Thing Where The Blur The Top Left Part Of The Results. Facebook Is Doing It Too Actually.” He Melted The Top Left Corner Of His Screen"
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"Skipped Breakfast, Stood Up Too Fast, Passed Out While Taking An Exam During A Zoom Meeting, Fell On My Most Expensive Piece Of Furniture"
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"Shattered my phone, cut my ear on the broken glass, strained a bicep, and couldn’t submit the exam on time. How’s your day going?"
"What Happens When You Drive Into A House"
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"If You Are Ever Tempted To Throw Your Styrofoam Cup Of Soda Out The Window On The Highway, Don't"
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"Put Son's PS4 Controllers In The Oven Last Night To Hide Them So He'd Go To Bed. Didn't Tell The Wife, Who Then Put Oven On This Morning"
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"Recently Tried An Expensive Rental Clothing Subscription. UPS Threw The Package Of Clothes/Bags Into My Backyard. I Have Two Puppies"
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"Cable Guy Drills A Hole In The Side Of House, Into A Closet, Through A Guitar Case, And Right Through A Martin HD-28V"
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"What Could Go Wrong With Putting Solar Panels Near A Golf Course?"
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"20 Minutes After Closing The Sale Of My House The New Owners Sent Me These Photos"
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"This Happened In Blackhawk, South Dakota. 12 Neighbors Had To Evacuate Due To The Discovery Of A Cave That Is 40x40 And 40x60 Deep"
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"Caveners went down to the "Sink" to see what was underground."
"On The First Night Of Vacation And We Go To Pull Out The Sofa Bed For The Kids And Hear A Loud Crunching Sound"
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"Son’s iPhone fell between the cushions and got caught in the hinges of the bed frame."
"Been Waiting 6 Weeks For A Rather Expensive Toilet So We Can Fit It At A Client's House, It Has Finally Arrived"
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"Great-Grandfather Was An Airmail Pilot, Found These Photos With His Stuff"
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"New Guy At Work Made An Oopsie"
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"A Stray Bullet On New Year's Eve Lands In A Guy's Phone At Beirut Airport"
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"Toddler Learned How To Use The Microwave"
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"My Neighbor Spent A Ton Of Money On A Granite Mailbox Post. They Used An “O” Instead Of A Zero To Make The Street Number. It Annoys Me Every Time I Walk By"
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"My Friend’s 2 Labradors Spent His Stimulus Money While He Was At Work"
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"Yesterday, Sinkhole Opened Under Private Pool In Israel, And 1 Person Missing"
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"Someone Left A Grill On In The Parking Lot At The Dolphins-Patriots Game"
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"Bought My Husband This Expensive Knife For Christmas... He Put The Knife Through The Dishwasher"
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"Spent Over 100 Dollars On Expensive Aquarium Carpeting Plants. My Goldfish Both Uprooted And Ate All Of Them In The Span Of 5 Minutes"
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"Company Didn't Want To Pay To Fix The Heaters. Now They Have To Pay To Replace The Plumbing, Fix 4 Of 6 Client-Owned Networks, And Fix The Heaters"
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"Tech Repair Client Did This To 'Combat Overheating'"
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"When You Own An Expensive Car And A Naughty Dog"
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"Ice Makers Failed To Store Ice (Picture After 2 Days Of Melting)"
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"My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch"
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"Just Bought My First House. Was Told There Was Hardwood Under All The Carpet. Looks Like I’ll Be Spending Too Much Money On New Flooring Now"